Somebody Get That Man a Map

I have to admit I needed to look at the map to be sure of this one:

Miss South Carolina, where are you? Tim Kaine, a US American, needs the Iraq maps!

That’s because he said Delaware borders Virginia. I guess I could see someone making that mistake, you know, if they were from California. If you don’t go to the beach much, but have heard of “Delmarva” (Del[aware]Mar[yland]V[irgini]a) you might not realize that Salisbury commands Southern Maryland, which stretches from the Chesapeake to the Atlantic and puts about 40 miles between Virginia’s Eastern Shore and Delaware. Then again, Obama thinks there are 52 states, and McCain has apparently managed to raise the ire of the Swift Boat Veterans.

The silly season indeed…